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ASS-SENTIAL SESAME ASS-PARAGUS
Sesame equals sex-to-me So you’re game for a healthy aphrodisiac that is fast, easy and aesthetically pleasing? Look no further than this fine sesame asparagus recipe. Not only do you have the...
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BROTHEL BROCCOLI BREAK
When your pad starts to seem like a whorehouse with all the coming and going and more coming, it’s best to treat your body right. At least once in a while anyway. I’m all for the rock ‘n roll...
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EGGPLANT NO PANTS
Who lives in garden and bangs veggies? Eggplant No Pants! Delicious and decadent and devious is he. Eggplant No Pants! If food orgy mayhem is somethin’ ya wish Eggplant No Pants! Then load the...
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IT’S ON! SZECHUAN EGGPLANT
Don’t say I didn’t warn you. This is not a test of the emergency broadcast center. There will definitely be something wrong with your TV once I unleash the fury. The Chinese have responded to a...
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WINTER VEGGIE STIR-FRY ORGY
Winter vegetables are way kinkier than anyone credits them for. It’s sort of like the meek librarian who sluts it up in Vegas or the mild-mannered accountant that spends his lunch hour at a dominatrix...
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SPAGHETTI SQUASH NUDEY NOODLES
One good spaghetti squash recipe deserves another. The first round was ITALIAN PASTA STYLE; this is an Asian spicy noodle version that maximizes the low-carb way of life. Truth be told, these...
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CHEEKY CHINESE CHICKEN SALAD
This SALAD is so goddamn precocious. It thinks it can get away with anything because it is so nutritious and low fat. I turned my back for a second and it had already invited all its buddies over to...
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CHICKEN LETTUCE D-CUPS
This dish is stacked! I mean the cups are full and voluptuous. Ain’t no flat-chested FINGER FOOD here. No need for implants to help these fill out. The chicken breasts are supple and pouting, not to...
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CASHEW MONEY CHICKEN
Cash money makes our world go around. It’s the international language of “fuck you, I’m rich!” Here at Cook To Bang we like commerce as much as the next perverted food blog. But the whole spirit of CTB...
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OBSCENE TANGERINE DREAM SCALLOPS
I dream a little dream every day. My dreams do not consist of me running in a field of daffodils holding hands with my pure-as-virgin-snow fiancé. There is no discussion of curtain rods and where to...
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